is I want to give some sweets to u on occasion of DIWALI. I searched a lot more. But I don’t find any other better than this
AaJ wo mujhe pani bhi pilana bhool gai 'Ghalib'..!
Jo kehti thi "pio pio lemo pani pio pio lemo pani ;-)
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date