a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
TEACHER: Ajay, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Math Teacher: If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student: i love u sir and u love ur daughter which means i love ur daughter.
