Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao

Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?

Larka : Stupid ye Masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

 LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi...

LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...

Ladki valentine ko Archies Gallary me ?..

Ladki : Aisa card hai jispe likha ho "mein sirf tumse aur sirf tumse pyar karti hu!"

Man : Mil jayega.

Ladki :2 darjan pack kar do

1 ladka doosre se,"Main aur meri girlfriend
shaadi kar rahe hain."

Doosra ladka: "Wow, Shaadi Kab hai.? "

Ladka: " Meri 7 oct aur uski 13 nov ko.. "

Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon
toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho?

Husband: Takeh kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe
ki mein tumara gala daba raha hoon

Two men searching 4 their lost wives,

1st: how ur wife look like?

2nd: Beautiful,
Fair,
Tall
Blue eyes.
What about urs?

 1st: meri wali noo maar goli,
chal teri labiye.