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Aaj ka temperature 48*c degree ho gaya hai |
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Aaj ka temperature 48*c degree ho gaya hai. aap apne dimag ki jaga par baraf rak lena kyu ki BHOOSA jaldi aag pakadta hai... |
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1 larke ko kia chahiye? |
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1 larke ko kia chahiye?
1 larki jo pyar de,
1 larki jo acha khana banaye,
1 larki jo uski khoob khidmat kare.....
OR
wo teeno larkian mil jul kar rahen......... |
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“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?” |
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Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai” |
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Aap Pareshan hain? |
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Aap Pareshan hain?
Theek se Neend nhi aati?
Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?
Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi
Ab aA gaya
"PAMPERS"
Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna |
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An old rich man marries a young girl!!! |
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An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum. |
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a boy to a girl: app ki sendal bari piyari hai. |
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a boy to a girl: app ki sendal bari piyari hai.
girl: utroon kaya.
boy: jeans zyada piyari hai. |
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