A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai"

Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..

Boy: papa 1 glass pani dedo
Papa: khud lelo

Boy: plz dedo na
Papa:agar ab ki bar manga to thapar parega

Boy: acha jab thapar marne aouge to pani le ker aana

Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?

Kyun nahi ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.

Ladki ne aahista se kaha, to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.

Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao

Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?

Larka : Stupid ye Masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.