GHALIB NE APNI GIRL FRIEND KO DATE PER BULAYA WO LATE HOGAI....

GIRL: AM I LATE ??

GHALIB: FALAK PE SITARON KO NEND ARAHI HAI..

DOSRI KA TIME HO GYA TU AB ARAHI HAI

Boy: papa 1 glass pani dedo
Papa: khud lelo

Boy: plz dedo na
Papa:agar ab ki bar manga to thapar parega

Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?

Kyun nahi ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.

Ladki ne aahista se kaha, to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.

Patient: Mujhe bemari hai na khaoon to bhook lagti hai, Na soun to neend ati hai, or zyada kaam kr k thak jata hoon,

Doc say: Sari raat dhoop me baitho thek ho jao gai

Son to pathan

‘papa…

5+5 kitne hotay hain?

pathan

‘ullu de pathay,

nalaiq,

Idiot,

Besharam,

Gadhay…

Tujhe kuch nahi ata..

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