Aj temprature 50 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.

One sardar calls another.

"Hi. main bol raha hoon"
The other sardar replies,
"kamaal hai, ithay vi main hi bol raha hoon!"

police constable 2 his son-
tumhara result achha nai aaya.aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
son replied-
aacha ye 50 rupee pakro aurmamla khatam karo.......!!!!