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Peshawar ki Police |
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Peshawar ki Police ka bhi jawab nahi hai....
1 Pathan talaab main Nahaa raha tha,
Police wala kehta hai: Chal Oye! bahar aa kar kapray pehan..
Teri Talaashi leni hai... |
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Pathan ki Shadi |
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PHATAN ney Shaadi kay Dusrey Din He apni wife ko Divorce Dey Dee..
Kion kay Usney 1st Night mey wife ki Panty pay label Dekha
'' CHECKED & TESTED BY BASHIR & co'' |
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ik baar ek pathan sharab peeker rukshay me betha |
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ik baar ek pathan sharab peeker rukshay me betha
ek side se wo betah or dosre side pe ger gaya
khare hoker raksha driver se pochta
kocha kitna rupiya huwa. |
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School Me Ek Pathan |
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School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..? |
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Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai |
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Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai
na jali
dosri jalai
na jali
tisri tili jalai
wo jal gai
to Pathan ne jaldi se bujha di
aur bola
ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun |
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Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya |
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Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.
Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.
Kyon?
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do." |
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