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Pathan ko khawab mn kisi ne QATAL kardia!!! |
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Pathan ko khawab mn kisi ne QATAL kardia!!!
Subhah pathan ne apna HBL ka account close karwadia!!!!!!
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Q?
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Q K HBL ap k khawabon ko haqiqat mn badal sakta hy.... |
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Doctor: ye syrup 2 chammach |
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Doctor: ye syrup 2 chammach subhah, 2 dopahar, aur 2 raat ko 3 din tak lena hay.....
Pathan: apna dawai apnay pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chammach nhi hay! |
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bush:tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy? |
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bush:tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?
pathan:nhi
bush:tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy!
pathan:tumhain tairna ata hy?
bush:yes
pathan:tum main aur kuttay mn kia faraq hy!!!!!!!? |
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Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl. |
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Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle maar diya Humne.
aab ghanti alag se maaru kya ? |
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A Pathan goes to see the Movie |
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A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata |
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GEO TV |
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Pathan was thinking hard.
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV. |
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