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Wrong Password

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Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.

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Be-Gairat hai...

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Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai"

Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??

Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...

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Police aur Pathan

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TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha
Cow per bethey ek pathan ko

TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha

k aapka HELMET nhi hai?

Chalan hoga

Pathan: Dhiyan se dekh Nechey andhay

four Wheeler Hay

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Dr aur pathan

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Dr apne kaha tha k
Pathan:Dr apne kaha tha k subha uth k

koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai

Pr mughe koi farq nhi para.

Doctor:Konsa game khelte the???

Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala...

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Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi

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Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?

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Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya

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Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga.
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass Hai.

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