1 Pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pocha, buzurg ne Pathan k 2 thappar laga diye.

1 Aadmi ne Pathan se pocha: tumne kya bola jo unhon ne tumhain mara?

Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi.

Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.

Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??

Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.

Admi: Magar ooper kiu?

Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..

20 Rs wapis karo !
Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..

Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..

Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!