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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai |
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:) |
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Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? |
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Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya |
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Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha |
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| Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog |
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Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho.. |
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| Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte dog |
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wife di mout ki khabar sun ker |
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wife di mout ki khabar sun ker
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai. |
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Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie |
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Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
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Answer: Because below 18
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