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Subah 5 baje phansi |
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Subah 5 baje phansi
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! |
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha! |
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega. |
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O tere result da ki banya? |
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O tere result da ki banya?
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar. |
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Tu to ghar ja..! |
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Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
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Sardar drinking asli 7up |
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Sardar drinking asli 7up
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay |
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? |
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. |
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