Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!
A Sardar received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!
Pathan Aaj meri Jumma ki namaz qaza ho gai.
2nd Pathan: Wo kese?
Pathan: Imam Sahab ne kaha apna mobile OFF ker den aur
Mera mobile ghar par tha.
Pathan 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha,
2nd Pathan: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
1st Pathan: Main ye dekh raha tha k Quid-e-Azam to wafaat pa gaye to unka mobile kis k paas hai?