Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh..
Machhar marne ka tarika,
pehle 1 Zinda machhar pakde,
fir use zamin pe letaye,
Fir use gudgudi kare,
Jaise hi hasne ke liye machhar mu khole,
use ALLOUT pilao aur so jao....
