1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha hai.

Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.

Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.

Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?

Ek pathan phone karta hy tu awaz ati hay:

"Ye call milane k liye aap ka balance na kafi hai"

Pathan:Koi bat nhi behn tum hum se bat karo itna hi kafi hy.

Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke,

Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua,

Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q?

Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay....

Pathan 100 k note per likha no dial ker raha tha
Dusra pathan: Yeh tum Kia ker rahey ho ?
Phela pathan: Me dhek raha ho k Quaid-e-Azam to wafat pagae to Unka Mobile Kiske pas hai