A pathan was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"
Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao.
Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?"
Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and Qaid-e-Azam?

Pathan replied: “All r born on govt holidays.”

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha"

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

Pathan: Yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha.

Dost: To un k pechay kyun nahi gae.

Pathan: Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hoe thi.