The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked u to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees,15 minutes east longitude...?" After confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "2 is MTv, 4 is Star Movies, 28 is Channel-V and 44 is Cartoon Network!"
Teacher: How did u like ur new house?
Student: Oh, we like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mum, she's still in with Dad.
